Okay…to the point: Scale The World is kinda, sorta, perhaps, almost live. Actually it IS live, and you can sign up and everything, but some of you (I won’t name names…) jumped the gun and probably got some weird first emails. Serves you right.

Actually I’m flattered that you would be trying to hit a website that until yesterday didn’t exist and stumble on the movie and consequent sign-up and info site. Thank you.

The real (honest to me) site will be live on Monday, but you can (and should, nay MUST) begin now and sign up, pass it around, and tell me how freakin’ cool and moving that intro movie is. Ha. I demand it.

Click right here, right now and begin. It’s free and all…and it’s really quite cool.

Be sure your speakers are turned on. A movie without music is kinda — well, stupid.

I’ll send out an official announcement on Monday. By then, I expect this to be spreading around the globe faster than black kids in the projects flee Marines bearing recruiting pamphlets.

Oh, one more thing — I sent everyone a free four week trial of M-Power. Low and behold, if it doesn’t work for me and the team and no one else. Let me explain. It’s the fact that I demanded that you not have to enter any credit card info, but that you still got into the M-Power system to see how the emails function, enjoy all the bells and whistles, etc.

I do things right, you know. Except this was done…well, wrong.

The merchant service we use doesn’t like a zero-dollar transaction. Go figure. No worries…we’ll have it fixed on Monday, and I’ll resend the email to everyone then.

One more thing while I’m at it — Monday is going to be a busy day. I’ve made an appointment with one of Dallas’ best podiatrists to finally get these feet issues resolved. What began as a painful annoyance has become literally excruciating. That’s where I’ve been for several days — in pain, dealing with these feet of mine.

Obviously I’m not walking — hell, I woke up literally screaming and yacked from the pain yesterday. I don’t think “strolling in the park one day” is on my personal agenda anytime soon. Let me tell you — this Jacko hurts like the hotplace. I haven’t felt this kind of pain in years, and I have a high threshold. Thank god for pain killers — yes, I’m on them now just to function until Monday. Nothing super-strong, but it’s better than the alternative.

This has progressed from severe tendonitis (which was handled very well with my qigong therapy) into some sort of bone injury.

I’m still in for 10, baby. Not even this is keeping me from nailing my 10 in 10 this go-around, although I’ll be getting a late start. Right now, I cannot put pressure of any kind on my left foot, including a shoe, so that makes weight training — risky. Upper body only, and barefoot at that. Nothing heavy, as even ‘blood’ rushing to my feet feels like nails being driven through my big toe.

In case you’re wondering — no, this isn’t gout. Gout can have the symptoms of horrid pain in the big toe, but this is on the actual joint and the pain radiates upward. Also my uric acid levels are normal and I don’t eat deli food, so gout is really a long shot.

Anyway, not to be a bummer, but that’s what is going on in Bingo land.

Remember — in with 10, better or worse. Seriously.

I will train today. I won’t be much, but there’s no reason not to try, even if it’s for a few minutes. Even better, I’ll eat correctly.

Still better, this will all be over with soon. It turns out that my doc, from first contact, is one of the good ones. The insurance question was the LAST question asked by the admin, and I thanked her for her kindness. Then again, these guys have been in the “Best of Dallas” D Magazine issue for 4 years. We’ll see Monday.

I may have to change “doctors suck” to “GPs suck”. Heh.

Everyone — go here and ease your pain and mine:

Click here to check out “Scale The World”. {10}